Thursday, March 15, 2007

Agitated Man Stones Another To Death On New Jersey Turnpike

Road rage is a big problem all over the USA but what happened today had nothing to do with aggressive driving. Today’s killing of a 75-year-old man at a New Jersey Turnpike rest stop was due to his refusal to purchase some sort of a religious CD from a religious nut job, (is there any other kind?). The nut job in question, (Brian White), told police that he was told by a higher power, to kill Michail Makarenko. And what was his weapon of choice? It was a large landscaping stone. Of course stones were often chosen in biblical times to enact justice on loose women, unruly children, and heathens. Good choice Brian! This is not helping The Agitated Atheist’s agitation level one bit!

The Agitated Atheist is thinking about popping in his copy of, “Life of Brian”, (one of his all time favorite movies), into the DVD player to help him calm down some. Quote from movie: "Ohhh come on Brian. Let's go to the stoning". Coincidence? Maybe.

The Agitated Atheist

2 comments:

Sheldon said...

I take it you like the word agitated.

The Agitated Atheist said...

Please don't agitate me Sheldon.