Agitated in New York City

I was walking down a busy New York City street the other day, when I came upon an agitated woman who was raising a ruckus about Jesus. She was trying to get the attention of the passersby in order to inform them that this so-called, “messiah”, was ready to return to Earth to show his love for everyone by sending all of the non-believers and sinners to hell.

As I continued on my journey, I asked myself a perplexing question, which was - How out of touch with reality, or how big of a moron do you have to be, to believe this sort of crap?

I then abandoned my world of reality and pretended that the Jesus story was true. I began asking some serious questions: Do you pray to baby Jesus or the adult version? Was Jesus gay? Was he black or white? Was his mother Mary really a virgin or is that just the story she’s sticking with? Does Jesus pray? If he does, who does he pray to, Joe Pesche? The Bible tells us that Jesus was a carpenter; but how much did he charge for bookshelves? Crucifixion hurts; maybe he learned his lesson the first time - is that why he hasn’t returned yet?

I then began to think about the sacrifice that he and his daddy made. He sacrificed his life in order to save us, but then he rose from the dead. What kind of a sacrifice is that? What’s the harm in dying if you’re not going to stay dead for long? I would do that just for kicks; it would make for interesting dinner conversation.
“For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life... bla, bla, bla, yadda, yadda, yadda”…etc. If that’s the best this father and son duo can come up with then I feel sorry for them. That’s no sacrifice; it sounds more like a Vegas magic act. Penn and Teller do it all the time. With these two clownish amateurs as competition, (JC and pops, not Penn and Teller), it’s no wonder that Allah had no problem taking down the twin towers on 9/11.

Back to reality – For all those people waiting for Jesus to return I have a little advice: Use your brains – what little you seem to have left anyway. Do some research, some critical thinking. It’s all mythology and superstitious nonsense and not even original mythology and nonsense at that, it was plagiarized from other myths and legends. Look it up here, here, here and here. And leave me the hell alone when I’m walking down the street!

The Agitated Atheist

Agitated Man Stones Another To Death On New Jersey Turnpike

Road rage is a big problem all over the USA but what happened today had nothing to do with aggressive driving. Today’s killing of a 75-year-old man at a New Jersey Turnpike rest stop was due to his refusal to purchase some sort of a religious CD from a religious nut job, (is there any other kind?). The nut job in question, (Brian White), told police that he was told by a higher power, to kill Michail Makarenko. And what was his weapon of choice? It was a large landscaping stone. Of course stones were often chosen in biblical times to enact justice on loose women, unruly children, and heathens. Good choice Brian! This is not helping The Agitated Atheist’s agitation level one bit!

The Agitated Atheist is thinking about popping in his copy of, “Life of Brian”, (one of his all time favorite movies), into the DVD player to help him calm down some. Quote from movie: "Ohhh come on Brian. Let's go to the stoning". Coincidence? Maybe.

The Agitated Atheist

Why I Am Agitated

Why am I agitated?

Here’s an example of how an average even tempered atheist can become agitated and angry, (it may look like I’m picking on the Christians but at the moment, in the good old USA, they are the group most likely to agitate):-
How about when some worn out former homecoming queen piece of crap trailer trash with two teeth, from the Inbred High School choir spews some hateful, vile shit like, “u r gonna go 2 hell 2 burn 4 ever b cuz Jeesus luvs u", and this waste of a human life actually also has the nerve to act surprised when you get pissed at her for screwing with you. Things like this can agitate and make atheists angry.

Atheists usually have a good reason when they become angry. A large percentage of Theists don’t even know what an atheist is. For those morons who are interested – an atheist, for the most part, is someone who sees no evidence of a supernatural being or god and therefore sees no reason to believe in one. No, we don’t, “hate God”, eat our children or worship the devil as many of you dimwits have been told. And we are usually smarter and morally superior than you religious kooks. That’s right – look it up in your Bibles if you can read.
The truly angry people are the ones who run around vomiting mindless hateful crap like Theists do to atheists every day. The depraved crap that Theists spit out every day would put Hitler to shame - "Come believe in and worship this loving being who has ordered his people to commit rape, mutilation, genocide, torture, child abuse, kidnapping, slavery, and murder - or our wonderful loving god will send you, the child he so dearly loves, to eternal torment." Again, read your Bibles!

The Agitated Atheist? You bet your ass I'm agitated! But I only become that way when I get openly attacked day after day and year after year by "loving people" who follow this "loving god" and who spew out crap at me which I could never hope to compete with when it comes to anger, hate, intolerance, and bad will towards mankind. The only reason that we atheists are frequently angry is because Theists are so frequently attacking us while running their mouths in high gear and their brains in low gear. ! I'm agitated and angry because you idiots are so un-believably infuriating, you walking, talking piles of horse crap!

The Agitated Atheist