Top Ten Signs That You Are An Unquestioning Christian

This has been going around the Internet for a while, but is worth reading again. (Especially for you Christians.)

As far as I remember, Hollyberry’s blog, “The Art Of Imperfection”, is where I saw it first.

Top Ten Signs That You Are An Unquestioning Christian:

10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9- You feel insulted and ‘dehumanized’ when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.

7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the ‘atrocities’ attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in ‘Exodus’ and ordered the
elimination of entire ethnic groups in ‘Joshua’—including women, children, and animals!

6- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about god sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who
got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5- You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations
old!

4- You believe that the entire population of this planet wi th the exception of those who share your beliefs—though excluding those in all rival
sects—will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most ‘tolerant’ and ‘loving’.

3- While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor, speaking in ‘tongues,’ may be all the evidence you need.

2- You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1- You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history—but still call yourself a “Christian.”

The Agitated Atheist

John McCain, You Are A Moron

My agitation level has just been kicked up a notch.

When a presidential contender starts talking out of his ass, it should be clear to everyone that the whole electoral system needs some serious overhauling. When the best that this once great nation can do is to elect a semi-retarded, alcoholic, Jesus freak, (not once but twice no less), then maybe it is time to re-think the two party system.

Mr. McCain, so do you honestly believe that, and I quote you, "...the Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation."

You sir, are an idiot. Have you ever read the Constitution? Should a presidential candidate be required to know something about our most important written document?

There is no mention of God, Jesus or Christ in that entirely secular document. Do you know what secular means, Mr. McCain? Have you ever heard of Thomas Jefferson, Mr. McCain? Well here’s a Jefferson quote that you probably never heard:

“Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.” Letter to Dr. Thomas Cooper, February 10, 1814

Here’s another:

“Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.” Notes on Virginia, 1782

Now it seems to me that TJ, arguably our most influential founding father, thought of Christianity as nothing more than a cancerous affliction on mankind.
May God bless our Christian nation, you moronic idiot.

The Agitated Atheist.